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pohnas by Daniel Greene December 17, 2006
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Pownasaurus
Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.
"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"
Pownasaurus by Fowlerz March 16, 2009
Related Words
pohnas • poonass • Phonashionship • Phonasomaphilia • Poenasty • poknasty • Ponnas • poonasaurous • poonashing • Poonasium
Pornasticate
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008
Sweet Sassy Poonassy
"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"
"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.
"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.
Sweet Sassy Poonassy by SavLE February 23, 2011
Pornastrophe
A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.
When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
Phonashionship
My lady friend are having a phonashionship at this time, hopfully we can have a future relationship.
Phonashionship by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016
poonasaurous
poonasaurous by mark j September 15, 2003
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