pohnas 

The slimy section of skin between your balls.

yesterday i had to scrape the duck butter out of my POHNAS

pohnas by Daniel Greene December 17, 2006

Pownasaurus 

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

Pownasaurus by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Sweet Sassy Poonassy 

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

Sweet Sassy Poonassy by SavLE February 23, 2011

Pornastrophe 

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

Phonashionship 

A relationship that is comunicated by phone. It may lead to a relationship.

My lady friend are having a phonashionship at this time, hopfully we can have a future relationship.

Phonashionship by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016

poonasaurous 

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

poonasaurous by mark j September 15, 2003