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pogonophobia 

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).
Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?
pogonophobia by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

pogonophobic 

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!
pogonophobic by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007

pogonophilia 

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.
A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.
pogonophilia by The Last Bear February 4, 2008

Pornophobia 

Dude my fucking girl is scared of my saturday night schedule, she has Pornophobia.
Pornophobia by MoFo94 February 19, 2010

Pornophobia 

Pornophobia by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Poonophobia

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."
Poonophobia by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009