OmegaSoul's definitions

Sprike

The Slovakian Traffic Cone but with soft drinks, preferably regurgitated beforehand or into the cone.

Oh bro, I totally spriked that girl so hard last night!

by OmegaSoul September 30, 2017

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

Intense Sadness

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.

I'm feeling intense sadness, ud didn't publish my definition.

by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

Gems and Light

The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.

To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.

Gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.

by OmegaSoul February 4, 2017

Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

by OmegaSoul December 6, 2016

Factorio

A 3D Top-down game about building and managing a factory from almost nothing. The end goal of the game is to launch a rocket into space.

I'm gonna go play Factorio.

by OmegaSoul November 26, 2016