Definitions by OmegaSoul

Sprike

The Slovakian Traffic Cone but with soft drinks, preferably regurgitated beforehand or into the cone.

Oh bro, I totally spriked that girl so hard last night!

Sprike by OmegaSoul September 30, 2017

Gems and Light 

The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.

To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.

Gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.

Gems and Light by OmegaSoul February 4, 2017

Exhaustipated 

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

Exhaustipated by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

pogonophobia 

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

pogonophobia by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

Intense Sadness 

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.

I'm feeling intense sadness, ud didn't publish my definition.

Intense Sadness by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016

Your Kampf 

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

Your Kampf by OmegaSoul December 6, 2016

Factorio 

A 3D Top-down game about building and managing a factory from almost nothing. The end goal of the game is to launch a rocket into space.

I'm gonna go play Factorio.

Factorio by OmegaSoul November 26, 2016