pofma 

A Singapore very serious organisation to tackle on the rumour the your ah gong ah ma make

you don't anyhow share later pofma come catch you

pofma by Jenniferwongdefak November 22, 2021

popman

The god of all greatness also someone at my dog

popman praise

popman by Charon7000 October 8, 2020

POLMAO

A version of the popular internet slang 'lmao', created by the fanbase of Omaru Polka, a Japanese Vtuber.

Polka overslept for her steam again. POLMAO.

POLMAO by lodakabal December 11, 2020

Pofmeister 

Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).

"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".

Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011

Popman

Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.

popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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Popman by tea&milk March 27, 2020

Poomah 

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

Poomah by poomah expert February 5, 2010

pomade 

A perfumed ointment, especially one used to groom the hair.
a waxy substance used to make the hair look wet and shiny French pommade, from Italian pomata, from pomo, apple, from Late Latin pmum;

The rich kid with his pomaded hair and shiny pants passed by us as if we didnt even exist

pomade by Psynox January 11, 2010