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Pofmeister
Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011
Popman
Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.
Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:
"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."
The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.
The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.
Chaos be eternal.
Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:
"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."
The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.
The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.
Chaos be eternal.
Poomah
To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
Poomah by poomah expert February 5, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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