popman

The god of all greatness also someone at my dog

popman praise

popman by Charon7000 October 8, 2020

Popman

Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.

popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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Popman by tea&milk March 27, 2020

Anal Popcan 

Lubricating a popcan that has been shaken violently and placing it into the rectum.

Man I just had the best Anal Popcan, it was exploding inside of me.

Anal Popcan by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

poopman 

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:

Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.

poopman by mcmahoj March 31, 2009

popmafioso1 

A person who supports and/or endorses

a political puppet with dementia that frequently demonstrates pedophiliac tendencies and sniffs children's hair.

Did you hear about the popmafioso1 that was caught with Joe Biden on Jeffrey Epstein's island?

If I hear one more popmafioso1 justify touching little kids no-no places is okay or that Biden is the next president I'll lose my shit

popmafioso1 by Rå6bi± December 16, 2020

popanov 

Basically, a Popanov is a small fat man who wears his trousers up to his greasy sagging tits which thus produces a muffin-top. Popanov's menstruate every 5 days through the sweat glands in their scrotal dominion. They like to fuck kitchen appliances at extremely obtuse angles in a sport aptly named as 'obtuse angling'. Infact, Papadov Popanov holds the world record for 'obtuse angling' from a copious 178 degrees.

Mother and son walking down the street:
Son: Mummy whats that small round thing that smells like shit on the road side?
Mother: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE POPANOV CUNT!!!

popanov by Minkton March 18, 2008

Pompano Beach High

The only reason Pompano Beach High School has any students is because of no school on Fridays.

Teachers show up drunk, sleep with students, and do drugs in their cars.

Favoritism over students is a definite.

Most kids who attend make attempts at being "ghetto" but fail miserably.

"Let's go to Pompano Beach High School!"
"Yeah, they have Fridays off!"

Pompano Beach High by ValjeanMarguriet August 20, 2008