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that dog looks poffy. i should cuddle it.
poffy by srhh April 8, 2020
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Captain Puffy 

An amazing twitch streamer, ALL HAIL PAPA PUFFY!
Person: Sorry gtg Captain Puffy started streaming
Captain Puffy by A fucking fish February 21, 2021
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Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.
I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun
Is a new platform, pofty.com. Which is trying to change the landscape of labour and services
POFTY: Professional, Organised, Focused, Trustworthy, Yes Minded
Where did you find this chief? oh, I Pofty it
Pofty by History&EnglishResearch August 6, 2020
Roadman slang typically used to describe something cool or amazing
“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working

“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”
Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022

puffy girl

a polite way of saying a fat girl
Look out the window! Here she comes with the puffy girl!
puffy girl by Boffo1 March 13, 2020

Puffy vagina 

A puffy vagina is a nice meaty pussy - it doesn't always have to have meat curtains (otherwise known as large hanging labia-majora skin flopping out. A puffy vagina can be puffy like the pillsbury doh boy. A little cushion and more meat is never a bad thing. A puffy vagina is a rare delicacy and should be treated like a desert to anyone having a taste.
"Man she had a nice puffy vagina, her outer lips had some thickness - it looked like a plump peach"
Puffy vagina by Man_handler April 21, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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