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pocketses 

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.
"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit
pocketses by Soarel December 22, 2012
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pocketpussy 

A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.
Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.


pocketpussy by hggloub April 22, 2003

pocketlash

When you're running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your balls every few seconds. Often very painful, especially during jogs.
Matt- hey Jim, how's the run goin?
Jim- pretty go-AHHHHHHH!! Fuck!!
Matt- what happened?
Jim- damn, the pocketlash got me.
pocketlash by Daisuke_Baggins November 30, 2016
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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