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Texas Hold 'Em term for holding a small pocket pair.

Chris will always go all in when he has pocket dick.

pocket dick by jeff mac February 17, 2007

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Pocket Dick

A small pocket pair in hold em poker. Fives or smaller.

Jeff will always call someones all-in bet if he has pocket dick.

Pocket Dick by Lifeson March 15, 2007

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Pocket Dick

A guy that you can conveniently have sex with, like you have him in your pocket. A perfect booty call because he lives close by.

I think I may stop by my pocket dicks house on the way home.

Pocket Dick by fuckgirlfbi December 28, 2016

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Dick Pocket

Dick Pocket ( or Condom or Pussy): anything that can cover a Dick. such as a condom, vagina, mouth, ass, or hand. and many more

Logan: WOW! Balyee, you can use many parts of your body to become a Dick Pocket
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one

Dick Pocket by get CLAPPED girl February 26, 2019

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Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket

A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)

Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket by Digger Dave & OverAmpin Anna October 13, 2010

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Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

Dick pocket by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

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Dick-Pocket

A woman's vagina.

"Hey dude, your girlfriend's dick-pocket was delicious last nite!"

Dick-Pocket by mystery121290 September 11, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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