15 definitions by Johnny S.

Knackering

Road-man term to describe something as being annoying

Nah g, that's well knackering

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

Knackers

Something annoying

That is well knackers

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

banjaxed

Broken down with little hope of recovery.

"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

wee me

Derogatory term for a member of the Free Presbyterian Church, possibly deriving from their supposed belief of being the sole recipients of Salvation. (N. Ireland)

"Did you see the fuss that Paisley's lot made?"
"That's the wee mes for you."

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

America

A type of blood which flows in your bloodstream. Often known for ridding Trump of Covid-19.

President Donald Trump was able to survive covid due to himself having America in him

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020