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A typo for the word onion since the p and the fucking o are so close and the m and the n are also so close just AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Onions are dumb vegetables ._.
pniom by . , . May 21, 2021
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A typo for the word onion since the p and the fucking o are so close and the m and the n are also so close just AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Onions are bitter vegetables ._.
Ew a pniom
pniom by . , . May 21, 2021
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God damn id valet you to the perfect parking spot ON MY FUCKING FACE !

I'd let you piomf all night and throw away the keys
Piomf by CaliBoy619 July 19, 2012

Piomingo 

the most amazing magical place ever. it is a retreat from your normal life and allows you to be whoever you want to be. You can act yourself without any judgement. You can be as crazy as you please. Everyone around you is fun and caring. There is no other place that can match this place.
If i had the chance i would live at Piomingo forever.
Piomingo by ilovepiomingo January 1, 2012
Pulled It Out Of My Ass - used in university or high school assignments when referencing statistics where you don't have an accurate source, usually followed by an institute of sorts i.e. "PIOMA Institute of Statistics" or "Pioma Institute of Health and Science" for example.

Used when you have a fantastic point or a very solid assumption and absolutely no data to back it up, it sounds professional and serious enough that it will not be questioned.
"65% of statistics are made up on spot" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Statistics.

"7/10 ankle injuries occur because of poorly fitting footwear" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Sports Statistics

"According to the PIOMA Institute of Health and Science, carrots are 6 times healthier than apples "
PIOMA by tbonefuego June 11, 2019
check this yo... I got some slammin action last night piooomp!
piomp by Chris and Javo January 29, 2003
Priom, also known as Excellent or the one with the finest quality, should be seen as a rare gem. From the outside he may seem like the perfect son, brother, husband or friend. But also a Priom has its own flaws. For instance, he would easily be trapped into the paradoxes that life has to offer. When he falls into something, he falls very deep into the matter, wether it's the usage of drugs or an extremist religious belief, without listening to anyone or anything that goes agaisn't his obsession. At worst case scenarios, a priom would even try to trap others in his addiction.
Why are you behaving like a Priom?
I almost felt like a Priom yesterday!
Yo, your dog has been eating that shit since we got here. You sure he ain't no kind of Priom or anything?
Priom by chewbaccagonnabefine April 21, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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