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Peosis by FLUFFYKITTYDUCKLORD October 28, 2020
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Penos
1. A common typing error for penis
2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension
2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension
1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?
Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!
2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!
Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!
Penos by CreepyDude December 11, 2008
penoscrotal web
condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.
when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.
penoscrotal web by bgb24 December 19, 2007
Explosive Penosis
Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019
Penostalgia
1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.
I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!
Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.
Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.
Penostalgia by KaliB25 April 27, 2011
peos
peos by Gamw Ti Poutana Sou August 24, 2009
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