Plutonium 

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

Plutonium by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Plutonium Blast Rifle 

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

Plutonium Blast Rifle by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

plutonium 

The antithesis of Gold.

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(

plutonium by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014

plutonium 

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

plutonium by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006

plutonomy 

(ECONOMICS) economies in which consumption by the very rich is what drives most growth: Bulgari watches, Maybach limousines, Gulfstream V business jets, vacations in the Maldives, Dolce & Gabbana suits, private security services, money laundering, and income tax evasion.

Initially coined by analysts at Citigroup in 2005 to describe the growth of the Usonian economy during that period despite horrible economic fundamentals. Later used by Naomi Klein in her essential work, *The Shock Doctrine*.

The US., UK, and Canada are the key Plutonomies - economies powered by the wealthy. Continental Europe (excluding Italy) and Japan are in the egalitarian bloc.
- Equity risk premium embedded in "global imbalances" are unwarranted.

In plutonomies the rich absorb a disproportionate chunk of the economy and have a massive impact on reported aggregate numbers like savings rates, current account deficits, consumption levels, etc.

{Citigroup Oct 16, 2005 Plutonomy Report Part 1}

plutonomy by Abu Yahya July 10, 2010

plutonium 

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.

Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!

plutonium by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008

plutoniumware 

A piece of software that is supposed to "tweak" you computer but instead will make it most likely unusable; especially known in the computer graphics world.

Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.

plutoniumware by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014