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Poop. A child's polite word for shit, so-called because of the onomatopoeic "Plutch" sound made by a turd hitting the water of the toilet bowl.
Mom! Denise just went plutch in her pants!
plutch by DrDvd November 22, 2006
Words you can keep
Shift into the ditch
Or
Crash
"Hey Google, Golden clutch plutch touch?"

"You know what will happen to the if you hit the plutch, knowing that the computer doesn't have a plutch key!"
Plutch by elekavator April 30, 2022
Related Words
plutch putch plunch peutch Plotch putchy platch Plotched Pluch Plutoh

Poutch9a 

An algerian ghetto word,means a small amount of hash burned inside a bottle of water, a good dose can cause bad trip
(Im mpoutche9),means im high as fuck poutch9a mashi l n9ocha
Poutch9a by Refcha March 23, 2021
1. where rave meets porn

2. a place for posting
if you are alone and desperate, post your noodz on plurchan to find your soulmate
plurchan by whome??? December 2, 2009
(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.

(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused

(3) not good; bad
Yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!
Simple word used on Warband or some other games, same definition as noob and can be shorted by "pk".
What the heck are you doing pluchka ?
Pluchka by TheTrashCo June 10, 2016

plurchichi 

a combination of both western and eastern philosophy. PLURCHICHI combines the western idealistic 'plur' (peace, love, unity, and respect) with the eastern 'chi' (The vital force believed in Taoism to be inherent in all things. The unimpeded circulation of chi and a balance of its negative and positive forms in the body are believed to be essential to the life force).
www.plurchichi.com
plurchichi by leslie March 1, 2003
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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