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Shift into the ditch
Or
Crash
"Hey Google, Golden clutch plutch touch?"

"You know what will happen to the if you hit the plutch, knowing that the computer doesn't have a plutch key!"
Plutch by elekavator April 30, 2022
Related Words
plutch • putch • plunch • peutch • Plotch • putchy • platch • Plotched • Pluch • Plutoh

Poutch9a 

An algerian ghetto word,means a small amount of hash burned inside a bottle of water, a good dose can cause bad trip
(Im mpoutche9),means im high as fuck poutch9a mashi l n9ocha
Poutch9a by Refcha March 23, 2021
1. where rave meets porn

2. a place for posting
if you are alone and desperate, post your noodz on plurchan to find your soulmate
plurchan by whome??? December 2, 2009
(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.

(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused

(3) not good; bad
Yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!
Simple word used on Warband or some other games, same definition as noob and can be shorted by "pk".
What the heck are you doing pluchka ?
Pluchka by TheTrashCo June 10, 2016

plurchichi 

a combination of both western and eastern philosophy. PLURCHICHI combines the western idealistic 'plur' (peace, love, unity, and respect) with the eastern 'chi' (The vital force believed in Taoism to be inherent in all things. The unimpeded circulation of chi and a balance of its negative and positive forms in the body are believed to be essential to the life force).
www.plurchichi.com
plurchichi by leslie March 1, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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