Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."
by Taylor Fladgate October 16, 2007
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Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny
by Odie11804 December 16, 2022
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To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.
Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."
by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008
Get the Plonched mug.The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.
Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.
Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh
Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.
See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher
Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh
Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.
See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher
by Fred NotSoDavis April 26, 2008
Get the Pittsburgh plotcher mug.tired and done working on whatever it is you were doing. depending on the context can also mean finished in a negative aspect such as "I didn't study for the exam and now im pootched".
Oh man i'm pootched i'm going to bed
by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011
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person a: where's josh?
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while
by the unknown plotchelor October 6, 2009
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