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(verb) To chowder ones pants.

Oh my God, that girl was so hot that I plotched myself.

Plotch by Evansbee May 19, 2005

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plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
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Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

plotch by Dylowned June 16, 2005

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Plotch

A very offensive and vulgar term used to define a woman who is poor or broke.

"Hey john, I want you to meet my mother."

"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."

Plotch by Some fucktard June 23, 2017

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plocha

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

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potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.

Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.

potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021

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Potch

An emo bisexual alcoholic.

“Who’s that homo lurking in the corner”
“Oh that’s just potch I think he has autism”

Potch by Gferda July 6, 2023

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ploching

the act of destroying a good joke

"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"

ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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