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Clustration 

The impact of a cluster fuck situation. The annoyance one feels when a situation is disorganized, contains too many idiots or lacks common sense.

Usually experienced at work, parties or social circles.
John – “Can you believe people found out they had new bosses by reading an announcement about organizational changes?”

Jane – “Yeah, that division is a total clustration!!!”
Clustration by myahyvette July 6, 2010

pluctrition

The pluctrition made my eyebrows look good
pluctrition by pluctrition May 21, 2017

flustration 

Flustration is a word used to describe being in a state of frustration while also being flustered.
I was in a state of Flustration because the restaurant staff continued to mix up our meal orders on successive courses in spite of my efforts to help them correct their mistakes.

I became increasingly Flustered with their lack of cooperation.
flustration by Roy from Cork July 4, 2008

Lustration 

The state of being frustrated by a lustful intense sexual desire or appetite. Being unable to relieve the self ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish of or illicit lustful sexual desire or appetite.

The frustration borne of the intoxicating feeling one gets when around a member of the opposite sex one is attracted to and is in Lust for.

Beware: Can if not relieved lead to one becoming Lustarded.
Brendan's textual relations are leaving Katrina in a state of lustration. He should deal with this personally by walking the talk and inviting Craig 'out to lunch' before she becomes a Lustard.

Flustration 

Combination of 'Flustered' and 'Frustrated', Somone in a degree of distress.
"I gotta calm down man, These essays are giving me mad flustration!

"Dude, chill."
Flustration by Secret Waffle Quarry February 13, 2012

Lustration 

A state of insanity in a male caused by the extreme desire to vigorously make love to someone, but there is no one to vigorously make love to.
Man, that guy must have some serious lustration! He is just running around in public slapping his dick on everything he sees!
Lustration by Bananamanagram January 16, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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