Clustration

The impact of a cluster fuck situation. The annoyance one feels when a situation is disorganized, contains too many idiots or lacks common sense.

Usually experienced at work, parties or social circles.

John – “Can you believe people found out they had new bosses by reading an announcement about organizational changes?”

Jane – “Yeah, that division is a total clustration!!!”

by myahyvette July 6, 2010

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

mass castrations

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!

"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

by Willhelmina Plowes May 6, 2013

Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

Carstration

The act of removing the metal testicles that are hung from the back of a vehicle.

"While Jackos in the liquor store buying alcohol, we'll give his ute a carstration!"

by Z7878 February 7, 2010

plustration

The feeling of frustration that results from knowing that a friend's life would be made easier by using Google+, in spite of their skepticism.

When I saw Jack individually uploading each photo from his phone, his refusal to try Instant Upload filled me with plustration.

by netvegas January 1, 2013

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009