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Plus Two
When someone tries to plus one an insult but you’re more amazing, so the secret law is that they have failed and they will always be plus two of which ever insult they try to plus one you with.
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plus two • Plus two maneuver • Plus Twos (Plus 2s) • infinity plus two • shit plus two equals eight • Two plus two is four, minus one that's three • Two plus two is four minus one that’s three • CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH • two-thirds-your-age-plus-six • Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Plus Two's
Plus Two's by Elmo collins March 16, 2009
Plus two maneuver
The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.
Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."
Plus two maneuver by Doctor Poops April 12, 2017
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three by ERC represent October 25, 2017
Two plus two is four minus one that’s three
A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
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Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...
Two plus two is four minus one that’s three by True_Lust July 23, 2019
shit plus two equals eight
A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
shit plus two equals eight by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014
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