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a large gay hairy faag that has a resemblence to a plumber. (latin)
First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the krumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlomi shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the trumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.
Everyone has a plumbus in their home.
plumbus by tr67 May 30, 2016
Everyone has one in their home.
Everyone has a plumbus in their home.
plumbus by datatm August 12, 2016

plumpuss 

A plump or fat vagina
Damn that bitch breanna had a big plumpuss
plumpuss by kkkwhitekkkillerkkk June 10, 2015

Plumpasaurus 

A wildly idiotic creature that tends to search for leaves and fruits in exclusive laser tag arenas and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is extremely similar to the Chonkasaurus with the mild exception of weighing 735 lbs more.
This is the ladies locker room! There are no Plumpasauruses allowed here!

Madam please restrain your Plumpasaurus. It is seducing Moto Moto.

Please have your Plumpasaurus fixed/neutered. It has impregnated all of my poor hamsters.
Plumpasaurus by Plumpasaurus February 20, 2021
PRODUCT OF SCHLEEM INC.
As seen on how do they make it, a Plumbus can, and will be used to schwiftly schwab unwanted glombi form your florbop. Just tickle the yorgus, and watch that fleeb juice just stream right out of your golipigoop. You'll be saying "wubbaluba dub dub", before we can even get schwifty.
Broh, could you lend me your plumbus,? my wolobop is killing me.
plumbus by Gizorpazorp Male July 15, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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