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pump a plump lump 

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

plump with lump 

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

plumpa lumpa 

A fat, short tart with an orange face. Plumpa lumpas can often be spotted rolling across the dance floor of cheap nightclubs but are considered harmless if all eye contact is avoided.

Origin: Umpa Lumpas from 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory'.
Oh man! Look at that Plumpa lumpa Dave's picked up!
plumpa lumpa by sketchy October 10, 2004

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich 

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.
I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

plumpa lumpa 

A fat man who dresses up in bright orange. He is obese and women are repulsed by his site. He dresses in bright orange to get attention.
Look at that fat plumpa lumpa over there. Looks like he has to pay women to keep him company.

PUMP LUMPS 

Another name used to describe the gluteus maximus, the derriere, the buttocks, the booty, the ass! Usually used to describe the buttocks of a well endowed woman/man (woman/man with a big booty)! Used most often by men who prefer the position "doggie style" or by those who really appreciate the lady's posterior attributes!
"Baby, those PUMP LUMPS are lookin good in those jeans!"
"Did you see how big that girls butt is? I'd like to get hold of those PUMP LUMPS!"
"OMG BECKY, did you see her PUMP LUMPS?"
"The bigger the lumps, the more he pumps!"
PUMP LUMPS by PaLump November 23, 2020