plucktrum 

the word a retard uses instead of plecktrum or pick

"hey dude, have you got a spare plucktrum, ive lost mine and i have nowt to strum with!"

plucktrum by jessi, amy and steph June 14, 2008

rectum plectrum

Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.

John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.

rectum plectrum by Darbers April 15, 2008

rectum plectrums 

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).

John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.

rectum plectrums by Darbers April 16, 2008

plectrum 

A plectrum is a device for plucking or strumming a stringed instrument. In guitars, banjos, and similar instruments, the plectrum is a separate tool held in the player's hand. In harpsichords, the plectra form part of the mechanism of the instrument.

I need a plectrum to play my guitar as well as I can.

Here you go, I have a bag of plectra, so you can keep it.

plectrum by Tye and David August 31, 2008

Plectrum Buddies 

Best friends who have the exact same plectrum and store it in the same compartment of his/hers wallet/purse.

Hey is that and Ernie Ball purple plectrum you have there, we must be Plectrum Buddies.

Plectrum Buddies by MenNMac August 27, 2012