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Pls help I'm dying 

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf
Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol
Pls help I'm dying by JayV54 April 22, 2022

hhh help help pls help me pls help 

This phrase is used in the digital world, usually in the form of text or a message to express a sense of urgency and distress for the person or group of people who is in need of help. It's usually meant to call for attention and assistance from others.
1. "I'm lost in the city, my phone is dead, my battery is low, please HHH Help Help Pls Help Me Pls Help."

2. "Someone got injured, we need medical help now HHH Help Help Pls Help Me Pls Help"

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS 

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE
jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

cry for help (pls help me) 

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now
this is a cry for help (pls help me)

help me pls 

When you try your best but you don't suceed..
IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese

Me: .. No ..
help me pls by amdoingalazy September 16, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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