ploph

Random word that weirdos say for weird reasons such as Luke.exe

you ploph harry

by qwerty hub August 5, 2020

plocha

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

by Panchooo July 31, 2020

e-plop

E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox

E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

by Dan the Man From Manchester February 16, 2020

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.

by joseph blough February 25, 2022

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

plop pirate

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.

I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.

by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018

bull plop

minced oath (pseudo-profanity) for bullshit

"that movie was bull plop"

by Rex0230 April 25, 2008