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(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.
Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!
plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq 

A word that means that you have gone left to right and top to bottom on your keyboard in a desperate cry for help, yet boredom will not let go of you, so you resort to going right to left in a top to bottom motion. If you have found this definition for the word, that means you are suffering just as I am as I type in this definition. So how about you take a different approach by finding something productive that will certainly free you from boredom, such as reading, YouTube, BuzzFeed quizzes, Quotev quizzes, listening to music, anything that might release you from boredom's grasp. By the way, if you're interested in these weird letter arrangements that you can clearly find on your keyboard, check out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and it's reverse twin mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Help! I have been captured by boredom! Here's a sign: plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

when you are so bored you feel like your head will explode. DO YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU DIE OF BOREDOM! anywho you have met the end of boredom.
Me: I'm so bored
Future Me: plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq
After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
Plock by Sews October 8, 2017

ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke
"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"
ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq 

1) a sad day in which you have already gone left to right and top to bottom on the keyboard. in your state of boredom you attempt to go top down and right to left, but the semicolon gets in the way.
i don't want to work on this

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq