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hitting a kid under 5 years of age
man i just plko a kid!
plko by anlpa October 20, 2021
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plkoijhuygftrdsewaqmnbvcxz 

Achieved by getting qaswedfrtghyujkiolpzxcvbnm, then reversing it and screaming.
Bob: plkoijhuygftrdsewaqmnbvcxz *dies*
Bill: there he goes into boredom hell....

\]';[plkoijhuygftrdsewaq'/.;l,mkjnbhgvcfdxzsa

Okay, this is getting out of hand. Reverse circles? Stop procrastinating.
Internet: I have the culmination of all human knowledge in human history
You: \]';[plkoijhuygftrdsewaq'/.;l,mkjnbhgvcfdxzsa

plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzxcvbnm 

A thing you may have stumbled upon, because either you are procrastinating the hell out of your assignment, which is due in a few hours, or out of sheer, absolute boredom. Or maybe you have been searching these types of things for almost 2 hours already, and you wanted to find an undefined one. But guess what. I have stolen this one here. Go find your own. Or write another one just like mine, but mine was first, so I'ma be better.

It is very similar to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but the example is done as first, and it is very common. This one here is at the level of the highest boredom mankind has ever seen.
I don't wanna do this assignment, and I'm super bored, so I'm gonna search up plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzxcvbnm

plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzmxncbv 

pure boredom and pain you have spent many minutes trying to find a keyboard combination no one has found yet but you didn't find on yet
"Hey Bro plkoijhuygftrdsewaqzmxncbv" "nah man I prefer qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp"

plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq 

plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq is one of those things you type out when you've already exhausted all of the obvious patterns of keys you'd press when you're bored, like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and the more niche ones like zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop.

But oh no, you've gone beyond that, haven't you? You've transcended boredom and reached the final frontier of ennui. You've conquered the keyboard, two keys at a time, from bottom to top, right to left, and you've emerged victorious. You are the champion of boredom, the grandmaster of tedium, the king or queen of nothingness.

So go ahead, my dear friend, bask in the glory of your achievement. You have achieved what so many before you have only dreamt of. You have typed out every possible combination of keys on the keyboard, and you have emerged on the other side, a true hero of boredom. May your fingers forever be numb, and your mind forever dulled, for you have reached the pinnacle of human boredom.
i just typed out plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq and transcended boredom! hooray!

plkoijhugyftdrseawqzxcvbnm

wow your really bored, you should do something with your life. you either in school or at work and you reach a peak performance of boredom. have a good day.
i am really bored so im gonna type plkoijhugyftdrseawqzxcvbnm.
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