plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq 

plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq is one of those things you type out when you've already exhausted all of the obvious patterns of keys you'd press when you're bored, like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and the more niche ones like zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop.

But oh no, you've gone beyond that, haven't you? You've transcended boredom and reached the final frontier of ennui. You've conquered the keyboard, two keys at a time, from bottom to top, right to left, and you've emerged victorious. You are the champion of boredom, the grandmaster of tedium, the king or queen of nothingness.

So go ahead, my dear friend, bask in the glory of your achievement. You have achieved what so many before you have only dreamt of. You have typed out every possible combination of keys on the keyboard, and you have emerged on the other side, a true hero of boredom. May your fingers forever be numb, and your mind forever dulled, for you have reached the pinnacle of human boredom.

i just typed out plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq and transcended boredom! hooray!

plkoimnjhuybvgftrcxdsewzaq by triplefakeybackdrop February 16, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008