Please help me
I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
Please help me
Please help me by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
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Please Help Me
Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
Please Help Me by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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I am in great pain. please help me.
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I am in great pain. please help me. by ThathandleisalreadyinuseWHAT'S May 24, 2021
i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me
It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.
i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me by Why do I exist March 13, 2018
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