playstation eyes

An umbrella term for eye conditions resulting from excessive gaming sessions. The main symptom of Playstation Eyes is the sensation that one's eye balls are about to fall out. Early warning signs of Playstation Eyes include a zombified, vacant expression, a rapid reddening of the eyes and above all, a severe dryness, as though Bear Grylls has quaffed on your Vitreous gel.

I'm sorry old chap, but I am going to have to call a halt to the COD session - I can feel the onset of Playstation Eyes.

by F.Sharkey December 21, 2015

plantation eyes

The look that Reagan Brady has when she is around minorities.

Did you see the way Reagan looked at you when she found out that you were 50% black? She looked like she would have whipped you back in the 19th century. That’s those plantation eyes.

by EboDagoat01 June 3, 2019

Plantation Eyes

The look Reagan Brady gives to minority’s because she believes she is superior.

Ethan: Hey do you want to get something to eat?
Reagan: Shut the fuck up (while using her plantation eyes and looking like she wants to pull out a whip and take it back to the 19th century).

by EboDagoat01 June 3, 2019