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playing god 

A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.
Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.
playing god by Bear9000000 April 24, 2010
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Praying to the porcelain god 

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.
"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar 

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.
Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking
after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!
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