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I just wanted to play monopoly 

The lord's audio itself.
Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

i just wanted to play monopoly 

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.
I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

come over and play monopoly 

To have intense hugging session
Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!

People who dont want to play monopoly 

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026