Play Monopoly 

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

Play Monopoly by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

I just wanted to play monopoly 

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

I just wanted to play monopoly by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019

i just wanted to play monopoly 

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

i just wanted to play monopoly by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

come over and play monopoly 

To have intense hugging session

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!

come over and play monopoly by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019

People who dont want to play monopoly 

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

People who dont want to play monopoly by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019