Definition:
The state of being aggressively confident about a fact, statistic, or future plan that is completely made up, but is delivered with such
high-speed verbal velocity and optimistic rambling that the listener is physically unable to interject to correct it.
It is a portmanteau of "Plausible," "Positive," and "Exhaustive."
A statement is considered plausitive when the speaker has been talking for at least four minutes without inhaling, forcing the universe to accept their nonsense as
truth simply because they possess more kinetic energy than anyone else in the room.
Person A: "Wait, did
Val just say that raccoons are actually ancient Egyptian guard
dogs that evolved thumbs to steal wifi passwords?"
Person B: "Yeah, she’s in a loop. She’s being totally plausitive right now. Just nod and
don't make eye contact or she'll start explaining the wifi architecture."