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The loud plaudit from the audience, made me feel confident about my proformance!
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Pladitudinus 

Dull or Boring

was used on an episode of Spongebob Squarepants
"Do your friends call you dull or boring"

"don't forget Pladitudinus" :P
Pladitudinus by pladitudinus October 10, 2009

plaiditude 

the act of wearing plaid or being plaid
also the act of loving plaid
that guys plaiditude needs to change
plaiditude by andrew robertson February 9, 2008

pladitudinous 

tho little backround knowledge is known this orange dinosaur is extinct but we hope to learn about it in the future
Oh my god, we found a fossil of a Pladitudinous!
pladitudinous by prawn225 September 7, 2011

Plausitivity 

"Well, maybe its possible!" Eric said, again demonstrating his unwavering plausitivity.
Plausitivity by Padilla Gorilla October 3, 2018

plaudilla 

A Beautiful rare Roman name. Plaudillas are beautiful woman who are caring and will bend over backwards for the one she trusts. Very artistic nature. Usually quiet and the observer but when you pass her off she will tear your head off. In general they are angels in disguise
Plaudilla a Roman princess
plaudilla by Plaudilla November 23, 2021

plausitive

Definition:
The state of being aggressively confident about a fact, statistic, or future plan that is completely made up, but is delivered with such high-speed verbal velocity and optimistic rambling that the listener is physically unable to interject to correct it.
It is a portmanteau of "Plausible," "Positive," and "Exhaustive."
A statement is considered plausitive when the speaker has been talking for at least four minutes without inhaling, forcing the universe to accept their nonsense as truth simply because they possess more kinetic energy than anyone else in the room.
Person A: "Wait, did Val just say that raccoons are actually ancient Egyptian guard dogs that evolved thumbs to steal wifi passwords?"
Person B: "Yeah, she’s in a loop. She’s being totally plausitive right now. Just nod and don't make eye contact or she'll start explaining the wifi architecture."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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