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plasted

A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."
OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !
by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008
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Planted

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.
He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.
by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018
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An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.
Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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roots planted

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.
Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time
by louieh June 6, 2014
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pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
by Vicarelli December 1, 2009
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Plaster Cast

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.
by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016
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Gold-Plated Rule

Have done to you what you would have done to others.

This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.
The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.
by The Tastiest July 25, 2019
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