plantar faciitis

Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.

He had plantar faciitis after after Chuck Norris's heel made contact with his nose.

plantar faciitis by PiggyPudding September 6, 2009

Plantar Fasciitis 

Disease of the foot contracted from working in the garden. Mostly common in those with a green thumb.

Damn this Plantar Fasciitis I contracted from the garden while planting my crops!

Plantar Fasciitis by ZumbaChamp April 7, 2010

plantar fagiitis 

When someone is being a complete wuss (faggot) about their plantar fasciitis

Pacey didn't come to school today because of his plantar fagiitis

plantar fagiitis by anonymous December 6, 2024

plantar fagiitis 

When someone is being a complete wuss (faggot) about his plantar fasciitis

Pacey didn't come to school today because of his plantar fagiitis

plantar fagiitis by anonymous December 6, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019