plantar 

the word used when you don’t know the same of the shoulder bone

‘what did you get for question 3c?’
‘the plantar’

plantar by matthew gray gubler December 6, 2020

Plantar Fascism

The belief that whatever cured your own Plantar Fascitis will cure everyone else's.

"Ever since he got those orthotics and his foot quit hurting, he's been suffering from acute Plantar Fascism.

Plantar Fascism by Carlos Gonzales December 26, 2008

Plantar Asciitis 

The pain associated by planting one's ass in one place for too long.

"I need to take a break. If I stay at my desk one more minute, I'm gonna get Plantar Asciitis."

Plantar Asciitis by HooverLiketheDam June 4, 2015

plantar fashionitis 

plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.

"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"

"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!

plantar fashionitis by chickdamebroad April 28, 2011

Plantar Fasciitis 

Disease of the foot contracted from working in the garden. Mostly common in those with a green thumb.

Damn this Plantar Fasciitis I contracted from the garden while planting my crops!

Plantar Fasciitis by ZumbaChamp April 7, 2010

plantar faciitis

Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.

He had plantar faciitis after after Chuck Norris's heel made contact with his nose.

plantar faciitis by PiggyPudding September 6, 2009

Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

Plantar-Fashionitis by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018