pladge

Something that is disgusting ot distasteful.

Your shirt is pladge

by Clacka_lacka_shacka April 3, 2021

pull the padge

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

pledgend

Noun: Pledgend. An individual who is pledging for a fraternnal organization, most commonly found on college campuses in the United States and some provinces of Canada, who demonstrates actions that go above and beyond exemplary. This individual, should they be deemed a pledgend, is assured a place in the Brotherhood he aspires to become a part of as his actions become not only historically significant, but in time, legend. His actions can often also be referred to as remarkable, surreal, ballsy or simply and most commonly, unheard of.

"I heard about your 2 hour and 12 minute keg-stand man, you pledgend!"

"Son, back in my day I was a straight pledgend, didn't sleep for 116 hours because of a stake out sting operation outside of a Walgreens."

by Waldo4 March 23, 2010

playgendary

A shitty mobile game developer who creates the lowest quality shit games and hides all of its content behind memberships and pay walls.

Friend: Hey man, see that new Playgendary game on the App store?
Me: You talking about the one where you can play for only five seconds before an ad for another one of their games or their membership pops up?
Friend: I'm not sure, that sounds like all their games.

by FlankDab November 19, 2018

CUM Pledge

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online

- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge

by nddragoon November 1, 2020

Pledgey Kong

A game where kegs of beer are thrown down a set of stairs while pledges attempt to run up them. The use of a handrail and the national hazing hotline are prohibited.

Too bad we lost our charter from killing all of those pledges during pledgey kong.

by The Vag December 9, 2008

Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀

Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?

by da cheese collector 43🧀 November 7, 2021