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I am going to the bar with my pizons to reminisce about the good old days.
pizon by QuantumTaoist February 24, 2017
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pizon • pizone • pizoned • pizonk • pioneer • Pionel Pessi • pion • Piconjo • pilon • Pioneering
Spanish slang for "1)really fucked up; or really awesome."
If you find your girlfriend fucking some other guy, then that situation is pizon.

"Yo that hooked up supra is pizon!"

It's kinda funny that Pizza Hut came out with that "Pison" Pizza. How about some fucked up pizza?
pizon by Bollo November 19, 2003
To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

Mala Taste Genre Pioneer 

Stray Kids title that they earned by satisfying people all the senses through their songs
Stray Kids is the Mala taste genre pioneers!

Pionel Pepsi 

Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.
Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?

Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar
Pionel Pepsi by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022
(.Y.)pezones=.
pezones by nomzorz December 7, 2009
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