Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*
by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022
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An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.
Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.
by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
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An Argentinean penalty merchant fraud known to be carried by the FIFA President during World Cup 2022, he got 6 penalties in the World Cup and still managed to fail one
Pionel Pessi an Argentinean fraud
by kentryag December 19, 2022
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Pionel Pessi is a highly overrated football player know for disappearing in big matches, he has been carried by Iniesta and Xavi in his 4 UCL victory, now that they left he can't win anything
Pionel Pessi is the worst football player to exist.
by I know football March 5, 2021
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Pionel Pessi is an Argentine ghost who resides in farmers league's PissG until the next season when he will play soccer with mrbeast
"Pionel pessi is heading to inter miami where he gets to play soccer with lil pump."
"and they said ronaldo was finished."
by pessiismyidol July 3, 2023
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Pionel Pessi is a dirty ballon D'or robbing argentine penalty merchant who loves paying the refs. He doesn't know how to play soccer or do anything except dive and miss pens. He is also know for his rigged World cup
Person 1: Thomas Müller is dogging on barca

Person 2: Including Pionel Pessi, The penalty Merchant?

Person 1: Yes
by Whxt October 20, 2023
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A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club
Friend 1- "Haha pionel pessi ghosted"
Friend 2- "The sad outcome of being fatherless"
by Sea050789 May 29, 2021
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