A guy named Chris whose actually a piss head that you know you are perfect for each other but he , Chris will never know until it’s to late. He’s usually a great friend great lover perfect kind of what you need. But he will never know this because he’s a piss head a pisstopher Rollins type

He’s such a pisstopher Rollins

pisstopher rollins by 😘 byotch August 24, 2019

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Pisstomer

A person who enters a place of business only to use the restroom.

"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."

"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."

Pisstomer by nickelback minaj July 13, 2012

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Pisshopper

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.

(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!

Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009

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Pitstopher

A special hybrid of animal commonly found on Xbox Live and is a sandwich artist that talks in its own undefined language
(Manalakis)

Mat: HEY PITSTOPHER!

Pitstopher: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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Mat: PD?, is that you?

Pitstopher: AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

Pitstopher by AdR3N4LiiiN3 December 30, 2011

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