Wisstopher

An angry middle aged man, who eats only pizza whilst morally objecting to anything he considered to be "not woke enough"

Look at that Wisstopher, spitting his bacon all over his life partner podges as he argues about Greta Thunburg again

by Defo not cliff January 16, 2023

Christopher Wistopher

Christopher Wistopher is a 57 year old male philosopher who is often named as the 'Father of Wistory', due to his significant additions to science and human thought.

as a wise man once said
When in doubt, whip it out.
-Christopher Wistopher

by terrariaairarret August 30, 2021

Pisstopher Columbus

noun A period of extreme urination

Please excuse me, I have to take a Pisstopher Columbus.

by ja jackhammer October 20, 2010

westopher

an awsome person

aka as topher

by maxfield March 20, 2004

Pisstopher Biggins

A friendly way to anounce that one is off to expel urine. often shortened to a "Biggins"

1. Hold my seat, i'm just of for a Pisstopher Biggins

2. We nearly there, i dying for a Biggins

by needs4crying January 23, 2009

swisstopher

a term commonly used to describe the perfect match between soulmates

dayumm check those 2 kids, theyre lookin mad swisstopher ever since he went down on her

by toadseverywhere February 17, 2009

pisstopher rollins

A guy named Chris whose actually a piss head that you know you are perfect for each other but he , Chris will never know until it’s to late. He’s usually a great friend great lover perfect kind of what you need. But he will never know this because he’s a piss head a pisstopher Rollins type

He’s such a pisstopher Rollins

by 😘 byotch August 24, 2019