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Pistone'd 

(adj)

Street slang for the unique level of wreckedness one can achieve by getting very drunk then very stoned.

Borrows it's name from former Newcastle and Everton Italian full-back Alessandro Pistone. Pis (pissed) - stone'd (stoned.)
'I followed that four litre of White Ace with a few creamy buckets last night. I was well pistone'd.'
Pistone'd by Esgsa\a July 3, 2008
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The Dutch Piston 

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!

Dude Piston

The Cock, Penis, Pork steeple, Quiver bone.
"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

BLOODHOUND GANG'S
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Dude Piston by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

Detroit Pistons 

1 of the best or arguably the best basketball team in the NBA right now. They play great defense and have a balaced offense which lead them to a 64-18 record this season. best in the NBA!! also made the finals for the last 2 seasons, winning the NBA title back in 2004 against the LA Lakers. Easily have the best starting 5 in the NBA with Chauncey Billups, Richard "Rip" Hamilton, Tayshaun Prince, Rasheed Wallace, and Ben Wallace.
u saw game 7 of Pistons-Cavs series? Detroit Pistons whooped their asses so bad they only scored 61 points the whole game
Detroit Pistons by go_wings June 1, 2006

Detroit Pistons 

1. The best basketball team in the league right now. Their type of basketball is usually played in a rough and tough style with a pounding offense and a powerful defense. They play as a team and thats why they win games.
Person #1: Who's the best team in the league right now?
Person #2: The Detroit Pistons are because they play as a team and have an incredible defense.
Detroit Pistons by Sameer January 15, 2006

Detroit Piston 

A Detriot Piston is when a male takes both of his hands, balls them into a fist and fists both the asshole and cunt of a female simultaneously. It is also optional to have another female in the background perfroming a rimjob on the male, but the extra female can be substituted for a dog. As the girl is orgasming, he must yell "DEEEE-TROOOOIT BASKETTTTBALLLLL!!!!!"
that Detroit Piston last night was the bomb.com

dude piston

male genetalia i.e. the penis
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
dude piston by Tanner Rocks November 16, 2005
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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