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pissnshit 

A phrase describing the state where one needs to piss and shit. Because it is commonly assumed that when one must shit, they must also pee, the phrase 'piss and shit' was shortened to 'pissnshit'
'I woke up having to pissnshit after a night of heavy drinking'
pissnshit by BJCJ April 11, 2009
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to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Pissis = pissaliisa. "Piss Liza". Finnish slang.

A girl aged 11-16, who dresses in Miss Sixty jeans, drinks cider, smokes, wears strings and acts "bad" and "tough".

The name comes from their habit of peeing openly in public places, such as parks etc.
"Jos sä haluut olla pro-pissis sun täytyy vedä siduu ja elää tätä 24/7"

"If u wanna b a pro-pissis u gotta life it 2 the fullest 24/7"
pissis by Mikko September 22, 2004
Young finnish teenager girl or boy. Use much time and money to keep her(him)self looking cool. Uses character "z" instead "s" drinks lot of sweet cider. Wear too tight trouser which leave hips visible
She is so pissis looking
Pissis by matti March 5, 2005

pisses me 

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."
"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."
pisses me by stephaynee March 11, 2014
Not really a word, more of a sound used to quietly get someone's attention.
"Psssst, come here for a second."
psssst by SPVintuit October 31, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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