pisshand

1. The act of pissing in same toilet with your mate (not at same time) without flushing. Then getting another persons belonging that they use wth their hands and swirling it around in the piss. Then putting the item back without them noticing. When you see them using it next u can tell everyone tht you pissed on it and chant 'pisshand' at them

2. Old bristolian caretaker bastard who picks up rubbish with a pissed on grabber thing every day

1. Fuck maths, lets piss on Brians grabby thing, then call him a pisshand

2. What an old pisshand twat

pisshand by jamesh abdul April 3, 2007

Piss hand 

The hand you piss with. Usually the right hand, though some have been known to "pull a lefty" for amusement. Note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to pissing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.

The advantage of having one chosen piss hand is that only one hand need be washed after pissing.

Ricardinho: Hey, dude, which is your piss hand?
Albertinho: Same as my jerk hand: the right.

Piss hand by Umbertinho April 10, 2008

pissrandom 

(noun): a derogatory term for an unskilled player, used primarily by members of the League of Legends community; a contraction of 'pisslow random'

pisslow (adj.): describes a player with a low 'elo' rating (i.e. a poor competitor)

random (noun): a player unknown to the community (i.e. someone entirely unremarkable)

So if we combine those terms, a 'pissrandom' is somebody who's too bad at the game for anybody to have heard about him/her.

Why is this pissrandom dying 1v1 and then pinging me?

pissrandom by Yowsky March 12, 2021

Pisshard 

When a man wake's up with an erected penis and needs to go pee.

Bob: man Dude i woke up with a pisshard today!
Jill: gross! you must of really had too pee!

Pisshard by CAiNSTUHHhh August 17, 2009

Piss hand 

To finger someone after they have pissed themselves.

"So, I heard Baxter piss handed someone in a cupboard."

Piss hand by Dr Mengele February 3, 2007

Tazmanian Pisscandy 

dat nasty purple dust drank. 1 part milk, 4 parts piss.

yo u got any tazmanian pisscandy?

Tazmanian Pisscandy by SunkenDuncan420 February 2, 2009