pisscraft

The dark urinary arts

The master practiced pisscraft, and was so skilled that he didn't get any in his mouth

by DoctorBoomerang January 9, 2026

Pisscatorium

A room specifically designed and built for relieving ones bladder. Can also have receptacles for turtlehead removal

I needed to take a wizz but couldn't find the pisscatorium.

by Wallman1001 August 7, 2009

Pisstracted

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

pisscrastinate

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

Pickcrafter

A clicker game that looks a lot like minecraft.

John: “Hey, have you ever heard of pickcrafter?”
Bill: “Isn’t it that one minecraft cookie clicker game?”
John: “Yea it is.”

by Welshx7 July 2, 2020

Pisstracting

Moaning or coughing when at a urinal to hide the fact that you haven't started peeing.

There was a guy behing me so i started pisstracting him.

by theoneandonly.... August 8, 2010

Pisscrack

The part of the vagina that looks like a butt crack in the front

"Hey girl, lemme see dat pisscrack!"

by pisscrackgirl April 2, 2016