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pissbaron 

A word that defines somebody as a baron that takes on the name piss. The baron likes piss, he worships it and is a complete utter pissbaron.

To earn the title of "Pissbaron" you must play soul caliber against somebody, almost beat them by having a score of 3, whereas the other person has a score of 9, they think they will win but you come back and beat them 10-9. You have succesfully earned the title of "Pissbaron"
"OMG i thought i won that game but noo you came back you fucking pissbaron"
pissbaron by peter alabaster October 9, 2007
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An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.
Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.
Pissbone by poortubgirl October 13, 2011

Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.
Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

pissbrain 

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
pissbrain by Telephony March 20, 2014

Pissboner 

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.
Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.
Pissboner by djdurdy September 20, 2009

Pissaroni pizza 

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!
Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.
Pissaroni pizza by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

pissaroo 

A mystical creature that come in many different shapes and colors. The most common, a water pissaroo is brown and has a beak. Despite being a mammal it lays eggs too. There are many other breeds too! (mountain, air, woods, etc.) pissaroos favorite meal are mallard ducks. So if you want to catch one, a mallard duck is your best bet. Pissaroos are also have a rare genetic mutation that make a few pink. If you ever see a pink pissaroo take a picture and try to catch it.
That pissaroo was very cute.
pissaroo by AverageJoe2.0 June 18, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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