piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

by badboi87 April 18, 2007

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 22, 2007