piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

by badboi87 April 26, 2007

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

piss slit

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

piss-slit

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.

I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Piss slit

Piss slit: when you cut an opening out in your spanks so you can pee without peeling them off you.

I don’t pull my spanks down to pee bc I cut a piss slit in crotch

by Rene connors April 5, 2019

pisssplitter

after sex blockage in the urethera that blocks the urine flow and sometimes enable the pisser to have a split piss stream.

Im sorry I pissed on your shoe. Dude,,, it was the pisssplitter! "Not my fault"

by JeffBay May 23, 2008