Pink pencil

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A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)

“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”

“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”

Pink pencil by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019

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pink pencil

A dog's penis

Rover stuck his pink pencil in that bitch.

pink pencil by Rover April 28, 2004

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pink pencils

nipples

is used to describe without public acknowledgment relating to the nipple

Hey friend, I can see your pink pencils through your shirt!

pink pencils by QuargaPie May 27, 2017

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Pink Pencils

Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.

Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"

Pink Pencils by Lexxyy April 25, 2009

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pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!

" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.

pink pencile by mavros May 1, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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