Chris Longo of Westerly Rhode Island. He beats woman which makes him a bitch. And he drinks anything from NyQuil to dubra and it turns his face pink and puffy.
Chris is such a little pink ass bitch, he needs to stop day drinking and playing xbox in his fictitious world.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"