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a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.
How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit
a pinch of shit by kam75xx April 15, 2014

pound to a pinch of shit 

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.
I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

a pinch of coon shit 

something or someone of very little or no value
"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.
He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!
pinch of minnow shit by Woodpimp November 27, 2015

pinch of monkey shit 

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world
Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026