Woodpimp's definitions

farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.

That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!

by Woodpimp October 6, 2015

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp November 27, 2015

Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

well roper

Long dicked. Having a dick long as a well rope. Making them a well roper.

That well roper walk in the shower and embarrassed everyone else.

by Woodpimp June 12, 2024

nurpples

Huge nipples! Like the size of a man’s thumb or meatballs!

She had a set of nurpples on her like you wouldn’t believe.

by Woodpimp June 12, 2024