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pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.
He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!
by Woodpimp November 27, 2015
mugGet the pinch of minnow shitmug.

well roper

Long dicked. Having a dick long as a well rope. Making them a well roper.
That well roper walk in the shower and embarrassed everyone else.
by Woodpimp June 12, 2024
mugGet the well ropermug.

Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
mugGet the Shit hookermug.

nurpples

Huge nipples! Like the size of a man’s thumb or meatballs!
She had a set of nurpples on her like you wouldn’t believe.
by Woodpimp June 12, 2024
mugGet the nurpplesmug.

farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.
That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!
by Woodpimp October 6, 2015
mugGet the farting spellmug.

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